The Most Realistic Russian Experience I Ever Had

[Afr0]

It was March 23 (well at my timezone that is), I was on the Russian team on the Yamalia map playing in the HOG clan's mixed map server. I join squad, do normal soldier things like build FOBs and cyka emplacements; however near the end of the round I had the most Russki experience yet, that made me think that if Putin or Stalin was here; He'd be proud of us, and our actions.

We did the Russian Suicide Charge to Tango Five and Six with our bayonets fixed, spamming "URA!!!" on the commo rose, I then proceeded in urging my teammates to do the same as we were already low on tickets and that it was obvious that we will lose this fight, but then we successfully captured the two objectives. I was yelling "FOR PUTIN VODKA CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI!", while my comrades were yelling "Za rodinu", "For mother Russia!", "PUTIN NUMBER ONE BEST PRESIDENT!" and all those stuff they yell whenever real Russians RUSH B CYKA BLYAT; While we walked through the open field we randomly fired our AK-74Ms without aiming while walking to (at least) try and suppress the enemy, the only thing needed was VODKA (But there wasn't) to make this immersive experience perfect. We may have lost the round, we may have had a useless tank squad who always got fucked by that cheeki breeki Leopard 2, but it was the most immersive experience I ever had in the game yet.

Thank you PR Devs, you did a great job. Add a little vodka onto it to make it even more realistic. 10/10 Approved by Putin.

P.S If you were one of the guys I played and if you took screenshots or videos about that, please share or post it to this post.

[MoulinKiller]

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[PatrickLA_CA]

I was expecting you to say that you got confused and lost and ended up taking a control point.

[[R-DEV]​rPoXoTauJIo]

This isn't true experience if you weren't drunk

[MoulinKiller]

Originally Posted by PatrickLA_CA

I was expecting you to say that you got confused and lost and ended up taking a control point.

aaaaaay

[Afr0]

Originally Posted by rPoXoTauJIo

This isn't true experience if you weren't drunk

Nyet komrade, it was authentic genuine non-China made experience.

[ZektorSK]

( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?) I like komrades

[Spook]

[[R-CON]​Chuva_RD]

Originally Posted by Afr0

We did the Russian Suicide Charge to Tango Five and Six with our bayonets fixed, spamming "URA!!!" on the commo rose, I then proceeded in urging my teammates to do the same as we were already low on tickets and that it was obvious that we will lose this fight, but then we successfully captured the two objectives. I was yelling "FOR PUTIN VODKA CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI!", while my comrades were yelling "Za rodinu", "For mother Russia!", "PUTIN NUMBER ONE BEST PRESIDENT!" and all those stuff they yell whenever real Russians RUSH B CYKA BLYAT;

You better cosplay this, it will be more russian-like:

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[sunshine2241991]

this is what PR about .

The people